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Here you'll find a bunch of experiments, homesteading aids, and a few family organizational tools.
Or you won't because very little of it is currently public-facing.
Pinnebog utility power is up. Current line voltage is 123.8 volts. Battery charge 100.0%. Timeout querying Cynthia power status.
Querying chicken coop status ...
Querying weather station ...